sani-a:

It’d be nice to get a “hey I’d fuck you” every once in a while

zackisontumblr:

i just get this really strong feeling that obama can quote mean girls

ohronalds:

woah sorry tumblr no need to take away my tracked tags

h0odrich:

idk what it is about a starbucks coffee cup that has a bitch thinkin she can cross the street with an attitude

nintendoggystyle:

excuse me sir how much are the reeboks with the straps (with the straps)

hello-pond:

weddings are weird because you know in like six hours theyre gonna be having sex

zackisontumblr:

i got 99 problems
damn this math class is tough 

chrisevansthighs:

someone fucking date me this isn’t funny anymore