if slugs were fast it would be very scary
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?you broke the world
Sometimes at night I suddenly become aware of all the things I’m missing out on right now, and all the people who I’m not close to anymore, and all of the good times that will never happen again, and all the people who meant the world to me who have forgotten about me forever, and I get this awful feeling that’s kind of like a mix between loneliness and nostalgia.
if you don’t read my tags you miss 98% of what i’m saying about anything ever
Everyone just kinda forgets about me sooner or later. Its like I dropped off of the planet and they don’t really care about me anymore. The saddest part is, everyone does it. And I’m used to it now. So no, i don’t expect you to stay. No one ever stays.
if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name
Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about how small your body gets under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
well-written villains with tragic pasts (◕‿◕✿)
well-written villains who are bad just because they are bad (◕‿◕✿)
well-written villains with sympathetic motives (◕‿◕✿)
well-written villains with evil motives (◕‿◕✿)
well-written villains with a chance of redemption (◕‿◕✿)
well-written villains with no chance of redemption (◕‿◕✿)
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i am the crumbs in the butter
Nothing has ever described me better omg
Nothing has ever described me…butter
get out